hi!  if i've friended you, you probably post some pretty fabulous fiction, amusing anecdotes, or something equally exciting.  if you've friended me, well, welcome to the madhouse, and try not to trip over the alliteration as you come in!

in my experience, the odds aren't really very good that someone's most recent entry will be sufficiently low-drama for people to feel comfortable piping up & introducing themselves there.  this post is intended to help prevent these dilemmas in my own journal: introductions go here, as well as any other non sequiturs.  of course, if you don't share my need for an engraved invitation, please do feel free to speak ex nihilo, ad libitum, et cetera—and to mock me for my latin & lowercase. :D